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Ain’t just some sleazy rub-n-tug neither. Nah, it’s old as fuck—Ancient Egypt cats did it. Pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, feelin’ godly. Little known fact: they used lotus oil, smells like heaven, gets you high. I tried it once, legit, felt like a kingpin. Made me happy as shit, but then this one time—some dude’s hands, too rough, pissed me off. I’m yellin’, “Who’s this fuckin’ guy touchin’ me?!” Ruined the vibe, man.

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Tantric massage does use some principles of the classic Swedish massage, but it doesn't go that deep. It's more about the emotion, the touch is soft, loving and pleasant. Is it mandatory for the .

Srsly, Commentry has its heartbeat in every cracked sidewalk, every whispered joke in a busy market stall, and in every passionate glance in hidden corners. I'm not even exaggerating, man, it's a feel, a vibe, a damn cosmic orgasm in time and space! It’s a wild, humble town with secret depths. Every street tells a story, every glance reveals a mystery.

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