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Here’s a quirky bit—there’s this underground tale from the ‘70s, some Soviet spa dude got busted for “erotic kneadings.” KGB was like, “Nyet, comrade, no happy endings!” Got me laughin’—imagine the interrogation: “Da, I rubbed her shoulders… and then some!” Poor guy, probly just wanted to vibe like Wes Anderson’s oddballs. Speakin’ of, I’d kill to see Gandalf in “Moonrise Kingdom”—“YOU SHALL NOT PASS… without a sensual back rub!” Hah, picture that, me wavin’ my staff, oil bottle in hand.

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Back inside, I get a call from a guy who’s lost his wallet. I’m like, “Dude, check your pockets!” But he’s convinced it’s been stolen. I’m like, “You’re in Kosai, not a crime movie!” But I help him anyway.

Tokyo cops: Man teamed with teen girl in ‘enjo kosai’ swindle