Brianna Svedala Brothel ❤️

About Helsingborg

Back in Delaware, heard a story—shady joint, “massage” cover for… ya know. Cops busted it, found glow-in-the-dark oil! Glowin’! Made me laugh, folks—imagine that claim. “Sir, your junk’s neon now, covered?” Pissed me off tho—scammers ruin it for legit spots. Little-known fact: ancient Greeks did this! Called it “bodywork”—fancy, huh? Prolly oiled up for Zeus or somethin’.

Atlas citation

The cheapest way to get from Port Hotel, Karlshamn to Artemis (brothel) costs only €57, and the quickest way takes just 5 hours. Find the travel option that.

First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude from Storgatan, right? He’s all frantic, like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a rocket scientist.” But I help him out anyway. I mean, who doesn’t love a good cat rescue? I can just picture that fluffy little furball up there, judging its human. Classic.

Arne Bugge to retire at end of year