Ada Aljubarrota Sexual Massage ❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage! It’s like, whoa, strategerie at its finest—hands workin’ the body, oil slicker’n a Texas well! I reckon it’s a mighty fine thing, gets the blood pumpin’, ya know? Like in my fave flick, *There Will Be Blood*, when Daniel Plainview says, “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s how it feels, suckin’ up all that tension, leavin’ ya drained but happy-like!

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A relaxing massage incorporating sensual and therapeutic massage strokes. Delivered using warm grapeseed oil. I use my whole body to massage you, including intimate touch in all areas .

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady from down the street, Senhora Maria, comes over. She’s like, “I saw everything!” I’m thinking, great, a witness! But she’s got this wild look in her eyes. “I saw a cat! A big one!” I’m like, “A cat? What about the car?” She just keeps going on about this cat. I’m losing it.

The Battle of Aljubarrota (1385)