Lauren Laredo Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Okay, so, “whore”—it’s slang, right? Means some chick—or dude, I guess—who’s, uh, sellin’ their “services.” Gets me all riled up thinkin’ about it! Like, Anger from *Inside Out* just explodes—BOOM! Why’s society gotta judge so hard? Back in the day, like ancient Rome, whores were legit—called “lupae,” wolf-girls, ‘cause they howled for customers. How nuts is that? Surprised me big time—Homer Simpson don’t know history, but that’s badass!

Streets of Laredo

In short, if you're comin’ over, prepare yourself for a whirlwind of heart, art, and hustle. Laredo’s not just some passin’ town—here, every street, mural, and taco stand is a story. And remember, when I say “Sell me this pen!” it’s all part of the fun! Git-R-Done, buddy, and welcome to PLaredo (us)!

Shots fired reported Sunday at Lake Casa Blanca; one detained, no injuries