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But here’s what gets me mad—people judgin’ escorts like they’re dirt. Posh or not, they’re hustlin’, survivin’. Like Linguini in the flick, awkward but scrappy—deserves a bloody chance. Had a mate once, swore he met an escort who’d quote Sartre while untying his tie. “Great cooking is surprisse,” she’d purr, nickin’ *Ratatouille* vibes. Laughed my arse off—philosophy and seduction? Shaken, not stirred, baby.

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So, I’m in the back, prepping my tools, and I can hear the chaos outside. The waiting room is packed. I can see old Senhor Silva from down the street, always complaining about his back. “Get in line, Silva!” I shout. He just waves me off. Classic Silva.

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