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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially touchy-feely crap. But erotic-massage? That’s a beast worth wrestlin’. Picture this: some dame or dude, oiled up, hands slidin’ everywhere—makes me wanna punch a wall and grin at the same time. I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s half legit, half “I’m Leonardo DiCaprio in *Wolf of Wall Street* screamin’ ‘I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!’”? That’s the vibe—pure excess, wild energy.

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Finally, he shows up, and we decide to grab some grub. We hit this spot on Rue de la Fontaine. The food is bomb! I order a burger, and it’s massive. Like, I’m talkin’ a tower of meat and cheese. I take a bite, and it’s pure bliss. But then, I spill ketchup all over myself. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a walking condiment.”

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