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About Leuven

So, I reckon erotic-massage is proper lush. Not just some dodgy backroom nonsense – no, no, it’s *ars gratia artis*, art for art’s sake! Did ya know, ancient Greeks were at it? Yeah, massages with a saucy twist – called it “anatripsis”. Blokes in togas getting frisky, oi! Makes me chuckle. Imagine Plato, all oiled up, philosophising mid-rub – “I know nothing, but this feels smashing!”

Antoine Coleman, LMT

I often feel that life here is like a Coen film – dark, twisted, sometimes absurdly funny. As the movie "A Serious Man" says (seriously), “Everybody lies.” It’s our anthem. We lie about love, work, even the weather. And I’m sick of it sometimes!

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