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Here’s a kicker—did ya know in Japan, they got this thing, “nurumassage”? Slippery as hell, seaweed gel or somethin’—sounds nuts, right? Tried it once, slipped off the damn table—laughed my ass off! Surprised me how fun it was, even with the bruises. “Friendo,” I said to myself, “this is livin’!”

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Oh, and let's gab about the neighborhoods. There's Oberdorf, all rustic and quaint, where every doorway tells a tale, even if you weren't lookin' for a tale at all. And Unterdorf, kinda grungy, but with a heart of gold, loads of underground art scribbles on brick walls that give off major headless vibes sometimes, ya know? Sometimes, I get mad 'cause ppl don’t appreciate the raw feels of these hidden walls – like, come on, open your eyes!

Storks opt for easy life, not long flights