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Lemme tell ya, I got into this one app—fuckin’ wild! Saw a dude sayin’ he’s “6’2, adventurous,” turns out he’s 5’8 and collects spoons. SPOONS! Made me wanna scream, “Life isn’t a rehearsal, schmuck!” Straight outta Kaufman’s flick. But then—oh boy—met this chick, all sass, curves like a Chianti bottle. We clicked, sexted like maniacs—thought I’d die happy. She ghosted me tho, fuckin’ RUDE! Pissed me off—wanted to sauté her ego with garlic. Still, got me thinkin’—sex-dating’s a gamble, ya know?

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Then, outta nowhere, this group of ladies comes in. They’re loud, laughing, and one of ‘em trips over a chair. Classic! She falls, but instead of being embarrassed, she starts doing this weird dance on the floor. I’m cracking up, and the whole bar joins in. It’s like a scene from a movie. I mean, who knew Vajnory had such talent?

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