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Anyways, I tried Bumble—surprised me big time. This chick, Lisa, all flirty, says, “Let’s meet, big boy.” I’m happier’n a pig in mud! We vibe, it’s chill, like *The Assassin*—all slow buildup. “A rare flower blooms in silence,” she whispers—nah, jk, she didn’t say that, but it felt artsy! We hooked up, tho—score! Mmm… donuts. Pro tip: don’t mention donuts on dates. Weirds ‘em out.

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Finally, I get my drink, and I’m feeling all fancy. I stroll down to the Piazza Sant’Agostino, soaking in the vibes. The square is buzzing, people everywhere. Kids are running around, old folks are chatting, and I’m just sipping my coffee, feeling like a king. Then, BAM! Outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my croissant. Like, excuse me, Mr. Pigeon, that’s MY breakfast! I swat it away, and it gives me this look like, “You think you own this place?”

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