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Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya ‘bout this prostitute gig—straight up wild, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout *Mulholland Drive*, that freaky Lynch flick I love, and it’s got me seein’ this whole hustle in a twisty, dark light. “The key’s in the alley,” like that movie line—prostitution’s got its own shady alleys, don’t it? Cash up front, quick deals, and poof, gone like a dream. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Dr. Phil’s drawl kickin’ in—y’all know I can’t help it!

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So, I’m elbow-deep in grease, and suddenly, I hear this loud bang outside. I rush out, and there’s this dude on a bike, right? He’s just wiped out on the footpath near the Hokowhitu Lagoon. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” But then, he gets up, brushes himself off, and starts laughing! Like, what? I can’t even.

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