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About Cartago

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Judge Judy, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yep, those scandalous broads who strut their stuff like they own the damn world. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining—I see right through the bullshit! My fave flick’s *WALL-E*, that lil’ trash-bot with a heart, so I’m gonna weave that in, ‘cause why the hell not?

Active brothels

Opium can, whore can.” Forty years ago the wharfs were cleared, and along with them the dens and brothels. Patches of bay once coated in.

And there's this quirky little joint called Café La Cascada on Avenida Esperanza – I swear it tastes like happiness and low-key madness mixed into a single espresso drip. The locals love to argue about politics and weather – oh my god, so many typos in my mind when I write that, heh! And the art on the walls there? Outta sight. So raw and evocative.

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