Ava Haag Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Klagenfurt

Here’s a tidbit ya prob’ly didn’t know—there’s this old book, 1600s or somethin’, called *The Whore’s Rhetorick*. Ain’t kiddin’! Some fancy-pants wrote it, teachin’ gals how to talk slick, charm clients, stay safe. Kinda cool, right? Like a *Whore* 101 manual! Makes me happy thinkin’ them gals had some tricks up their sleeve, outsmartin’ the creeps. Gotta respect the hustle—Git-R-Done!

In a dark brothel in The Hague.

Yo, brother! Lemme tell ya bout PHaag (at) – the real deal, man! I've been livin' here for years, and lemme tell ya, it's somethin' else. The streets, like Kerkstraat and Laan der Vrijheid, have got that raw charm that eases your mind, y'know? And that ol' water runnin' through town, the Droomrivier – it's like a liquid mirror reflectin' our lives.