Eliza Knittelfeld Brothel ❤️

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Now, here’s a lil’ secret—didja know brothels got codes? Yep, back in ol’ times, they’d hang red lanterns out front. Subtle, but everybody knew! I’m like, “Well, slap me silly, that’s slick!” Got me gigglin’ thinkin’ ‘bout some fool askin’, “Why all them lights red?” Boy, hush!

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I used to be a pleasure coach, bless my heart, and lemme tell ya—I get peckish for the human spark around every corner. At night, I’d walk past the glitzy little neon on am Bahnhofstraße, wonderin’ if the sparkle of them lights ain't a wink from destiny. It’s kinda like those crazy vibes in “Spring Breakers” when everything’s just a little bit off the wall, but, oh sugar, so damn beautiful!