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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, head of the lab, Tina Fey vibes, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and you wanna know about whores? Fine, let’s dish! I’m thinkin’ about *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—you know, my fave flick, Kim Ki-duk’s masterpiece. That movie’s all about cycles, lust, screw-ups, and redemption, so it fits perfect when I’m ramblin’ about whores. Here we go, buckle up, it’s gonna be messy!

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Okay, listen up – I'm runnin' a spa here in Landeck (at), and lemme tell ya, this place is a real mixed bag. So, Landeck ain't just some sleepy dump; it's a maze of quirks and hidden gems. Ya got streets like Hauptgasse – yeah, I swear it's the spine of the town – and Marktplatz, which is all bustle and old stone charm. I’ve seen couples goin’ bonkers, vendors hustlin', and every damn day feels like a scene right outta “Zero Dark Thirty” – “Everybody lies!” Trust me, nothing’s as it seems here.