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So, I’m stumblin’ ‘round, tryna find one, and it’s all dark and twisty—like, “This world is a cruel place,” straight outta Pan’s Labyrinth vibes! I’d be terrible at it, tho—prolly ask, “Can ya pay ME in sandwiches?” Haha, imagine their faces! “This guy’s nuts!” But I’d be chill, flappin’ my hands, signin’ “Let’s be pals!” ‘cause I’m Patrick, duh!

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Now lemme rant a sec – the traffic on Bahnhofstrasse is insane, man. Seriously, it makes you wanna shout “I’m in charge now!” But then again, those frustrations somehow balance with the peace of our urban jungles. Especially around the Spratzern Park – the green haven next to the old river Spratz. The river meanders like a relaxed snake, and the park? It's a hit for morning joggers and evening chillers.