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About Salzburg

So, I’m out, tryna scope one out – not for me, mind ya, just curious, right? Streets smell like old cheese, kinda like Remy’s kitchen stash. Saw this one lass, dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost – thought, “She’s got potential, like Remy’s soup!” But nah, mate, she was a trap – cop undercover! Nearly got nabbed, screamin’ “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” in my head, leggin’ it down an alley. Heart poundin’, pissed me off – why’s it gotta be so sketchy?

Prostitution in Wien

Speaking of weird, did you know Vienna (at) hides a secret maze of underground passages? Hah, my precious, it's like a bonus level in a dating app. I was exploring near St. Stephen's Cathedral, almost feelin' like a rogue hacker sneakin' through forbidden code. Totally wild, insane, and mad excitin'!