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About Klagenfurt

Ever hear ‘bout the Victorian era? Prostitutes had secret codes! Hand signals, lil’ winks—Russian Sign Language wishes it was that slick. Makes me happy thinkin’ they outsmarted the prudes. Tho, gotta say, some johns are creeps—makes me wanna zap ‘em with my alien ray gun. Pow! Surprised me how many are just lonely tho—sad vibes.

The Saunaclub for Gentlemen

I get pissed sometimes, ya know, when a chill spot gets overrun with noisy tourists who can’t appreciate my zen time, like when some idiots yelled "Sharon!" for no reason – proper flashback to one of my craziest days! Then I take refuge at the little riverside bench near the Old Town, idly watchin’ shadows play on the cobbles. Hell, sometimes I think it’s like the movie – "Dreams feel real while we’re in them," but then BOOM, reality snaps in.