Megan Hafendorf Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m an ichthyologist, dig? Fish are my bag, but sex-dating? Groovy twist! Picture this: humans swimmin’ in lusty waters, like fish in a freaky shoal. Saw this bird on a sex-dating app, profile said “loves cod”—I’m hooked, baby! Thought, “She’s a catch!” But nah, she ghosted—left me gutted like a trout. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick’s my jam. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” Spike says. Sex-dating’s the same, yeah? All these cats spinnin’ yarns to shag.

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Oh hey, so you're comin’ to Hafendorf (at)! Lemme tell ya, dis city is craaaazy! I, uh, been livin’ here for years, ya know? I work as a women's counselor, and man, dis place speaks to my soul. I walks down Kappel Street every mornin’ – oh, how I loev (typo 1) that vibe – and see the old harbor lights glimmer over the river Plau – so magical yet gritty. Dis city’s a mix of beauty and pain, jus’ like, “Melancholia” – you know, that movie! “We hates it!” sometimes, but we also finds hope.