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About Wels

But—ha!—she’d fleece ya blind if ya weren’t sharp. Once caught her slippin’ a dagger from me belt—said she’d “borrow” it! Borrow, my arse! I roared, “You little minx, I’ll feed ya to the lions!” She just cackled, tossed it back, and ran off singin’. Cheeky cow. Surprised me how quick she was—faster’n me chasin’ a Gaul in the ring! Oh, and get this—rumor was, she bedded Emperor Nero once. Nero! That pyro prick! Dunno if it’s true, but she’d smirk when I asked, sayin’, “A girl’s gotta eat, Winnie.” Winnie! Me! Fuckin’ nerve.

The fallen aristocrat

In short, Lauterach ain't just a dot on the map. It's messy, it's vibrant, it's damn human. So get your arse down here, have a beer, and watch life unfold – a little like that movie, full of hidden truths and shouted silences. Catch ya later, mate!

"The Oldest Transport Company in the World" Tells its Tale