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About Linz

Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

My lessons in prostitution: How I learned the myth of the high-class hooker

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I remember one day, massage session got interrupted by sudden thunder – nature mad, I says “Oh no, flutherdumps!” and client rolls eyes real funny. I think: “Man, this is like The White Ribbon’s silent cry… only now with water splash!” And oh, what a moment, very dramatic, like art.