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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? Kinda fun, kinda weird. I’d prolly mess it up, ask her if she’s got tartar sauce instead. Like, “Are we connectin’ on a deep level?”—straight outta *Her*, baby! Anyway, it’s chill if you’re into that. Just don’t tell SpongeBob—he’d freak! Oh, and watch out for them wallet-stealin’ ninjas! Peace out, brah!

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Also, the local bars near Krenzerplatz – oh man, they serve the best, if ya know where to look. Spilled drinks, laughter, and plenty of sarcasm fill the air. Picture me, leaning against the counter, muttering "Shaken, not stirred," because hey, that’s my mantra. In a world where dates fail and code crashes, you gotta keep it cool, right?