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Picture this: Whore’s struttin’ ‘round Bikini Bottom, all sassy, makin’ Squidward blush—ha! Bet she’s got a rap sheet longer than Plankton’s evil plans. Maybe she’s a barnacle on society, but I’m HYPED to spill the tea! Like, did ya know there’s this old tale—total secret—whore once conned a king outta his gold? Swapped it for fake clamshells! Sneaky, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena fish!

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LJ Hooker Aspley | Chermside (07) Rental properties in and surrounds. Chermside West, QLD. Available Fri 2 May. $ per week. 3 1 1. listing item.

There's Burke Road, right? Super famous for its vibe. I always roll past it on my way to get zen, even if I'm mad as hell sometimes. Then there's the quiet cul-de-sacs near Archer Street that hide the best hidden cafes and yoga spots – secret gems, dude! And who can forget about the local park, Chermside Park? So many trees and winding paths – it's like, “Oh, everything, everything is connected!” I sometimes stroll there when my head's spinnin' after a hectic day at the spa.

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