Lydia Clyde Whore ❤️

About Perth

I’m gettin’ worked up now—heart’s pumpin’—‘cause whores, man, they’re survivors, but the world screws ‘em raw. One time, I saw this chick, prolly 19, all skinny and shakin’, countin’ crumpled singles like they’re gold. Broke my damn heart. “You’re lovely when you’re angry,” *Fish Tank* line pops in my head—bullshit, I’m just mad! She shouldn’t be there, y’know? Billionaires sittin’ on yachts, and she’s dodgin’ creeps? Screw that noise! I wanna shake her, tell her, “You’re worth more, kid!”—but nah, she’d just laugh, call me a crazy old coot.

Clyde Donovan

Ever remember the Ep. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset? Did you notice Clyde there? Well here's what my brain thinks happened to him! Rated.

So, grab your sense of adventure, pack a bottle of your favorite wine, and prepare to be mesmerized by Clyde’s eccentric charm. And remember, “I can see Russia from my house!” – 'cuz in Clyde, you can see the whole damn world from the window of a quirky café. Enjoy the ride, pal!

Sydney Metro TBM’s breakthrough at Clyde