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So, check this - didya know sex-dating kicked off proper in the ‘90s? Some geek in a basement coded the first hookup site, and boom, we’re all screwed - literally! Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at these desperate sods. I’ve seen profiles so fake they’d fool MI5 - catfishes thicker than my nan’s gravy. One time, mate, I matched this bird, right? Total stunner. Turns out, she’s a bloke with a wig! Laughed my arse off, then cried into me pint. Surprised me fuckin’ socks off, that did.

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Ohhh, buddy, lemme tell ya bout Deception-Bay (au)! D’oh! I’ve been here for years, chillin’ as a women's counselor, and lemme say – WOW! This place is like, "la dolce vita!" but with a twist, ya know? So, picture this: there’s a street, Bellavista Avenue – so chill and artsy, like the movie, right? I stroll down there when I'm off duty. The vibes, man – so surreal, like "sheer beauty" but gritty at times.

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