Vanessa Doonside Whore ❤️❤️

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Avast, mateys! ‘Ere’s me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer rum-soaked stockbroker fer today, savvy? Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout this “whore” – an’ nay, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no lass o’ the night, but W.H.O.R.E., that sneaky ticker on the market, aye! ‘Tis me own invention, see – World Holdings of Ruinous Enterprises, a stock I conjured whilst dodgin’ the East India Trading Company’s tax hounds. A beauty, she be, tradin’ under the radar, makin’ me purse jingle like the coins o’ Tortuga!

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Heyyyyy, so lemme tell ya 'bout PDoonside (au) – oh man, it's such a trip! You know, I’ve been a family psych for yonks here, watchin’ folks hustle n’ bustle on Doonside Rd and around that old, quirky Doonside Shopping Centre – a real charm, innit? Mmm, "Les temps des fleurs"... sounds so dreamy, right?

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