Abigail Epping Whore ❤️

About Gold Coast

Oh, and get this - in sign, “whore” and “mother” are kinda close - one slip, and boom, you’re callin mom a hooker! Hella funny, I’m crackin up just typin that. That’s what she said, amirite? Exaggeratin for drama - imagine me signin that at a family dinner, oops! Total Michael Scott moment, I’d be toast.

My Whereis

Thank you to everyone at SPCA Epping for taking such good care of our loved ones. Very friendly and efficient service. They assist with dog vaccinations and animal emergencies, medical .

Man, lemme tell ya 'bout Epping (au) – it's wild, ya know? I been a masseur here for years, feelin' every pulse of these streets. Bro, every alley in Epping got a vibe – like, on Hume Hwy, where the hustle begins and never stops, ya feel me? I bounce off Epping Rd, strollin' past this old brick back alley that makes me reminisce, "Andrey, where's my soul?" just like in that dope movie "The Return" – y'know, that whole vibe of "в это мгновение."

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