Esme Illawong Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s got this vibe, y’know? Rough edges, smoky voice, prolly smells like cheap whiskey an’ trouble. Reminds me of Lancaster Dodd screamin’, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” Whore’d scoff at that - she don’t need titles, she just *is*. Little known fact, tho, swear she used to sing in some dive bar, voice like gravel an’ honey. Quit ‘cause drunks kept throwin’ bottles. Damn shame, I’d pay to hear that!

Illawong suburb information

Illawong is an Aboriginal word meaning between two waters, referring to the Georges and Woronora Rivers. Illawong was originally inhabited by the Tharawal and/or Eora tribes who left .

I spent one wild afternoon hangin’ out at the community center on Riverside Road – that's where most families have their shenanigans. I've seen kids run around, parents tearin’ up over little stuff… and here I am, tryin’ to spread love and calm, but sometimes man, it drives me nuts lol. I mean, sometimes even I lose it – like that one time I snapped because somethin’ crossed my mind: “Is this real life or are we just pretendin'?” Feels totally Boyhood-ish!

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