Aria Kew Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

This one time, heard a story—some chick in the 1800s, whore by night, poet by day. Wrote stuff nobody read ‘til she croaked. Kinda dope, kinda sad. Reminds me of Mia’s dance—beauty in the muck. “You’re lovely that way,” her stepdad says. Creepy, but deep, y’know? Whore’s got layers, man.

Joseph Hooker the traveller

Sir Joseph Dalton Hooker (30 June – 10 December ) was a British botanist and explorer in the 19th century. He was a founder of geographical botany.

I own a massage parlor in the heart of Kew (I’ll call it ‘The Zen Den’ for giggles), and lemme tell ya, the locals know how to relax! Honestly, my clients spill out secrets like, “It’s all just a series of splendid little mishaps!” One time, I massaged a fella with a bonkers full-on attitude on Malvern Street—crazy mix of emotions. Happy, mad, and all sorts of smashed feelings combined in a perfect crescendo of tranquility! hehe

Sir Robert Menzies: Heritage-listed Kew house of former Prime Minister is ready for a new owner