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Quirky thought—*Whore* smells like old socks. Bet it does! Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But picture this: you’re playin’, sweatin’, yellin’—“This is my revenge!”—like in the movie. Total rush! Oh, fun fact: some nerd found a glitch—ya can ride a pig upside-down! What?! Broke my head laughin’! Devs never fixed it—lazy or genius? You tell me!

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Alright, mate, so here's the lowdown on Lara (au). I’ve been livin’ here for years – call me a local masseur-slash-urban detective. Lara ain’t your typical postcard town. You got that bustling Main Street, “Boulevard du Bonheur” (yeah, ironically named, ’cause happiness is overrated here) and “Rue des Ombres,” which is perfect for a midnight stroll when you wanna feel that eerie vibe – like in that movie, A Prophet, y’know? “Everybody lies,” so don’t expect miracles.

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