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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, brothel—yep, the car, not what ya thinkin’! I’m a mechanic, fixin’ stuff, and this beast’s a wild one. Saw one roll in last week—beat-up, rusty, lookin’ like it fought a bear and lost. Made me mad, ya know? People trashin’ good rides! “Brothel” ain’t its name, ha, that’s me jokin’—it’s some old junker sedan, but I’m callin’ it that ‘cause it’s been around the block, if ya catch my drift.

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So, first off, Pimpama is a wild mix of old charm an' modern buzz. Down on Pimpama Road ya can hit up little cafes, boutiques, an' spots ya won't find anywhere else, like that tiny speakeasy on Main Street – proper hidden gem, ain’t it? I often stroll through the local market in the Tree Tops area, where the vibe's as unpredictable as a throw of dice. I always mumble, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” when I see somethin’ disturbingly beautiful – don’t ask me why, but it just fits my mood.

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