Genesis Scone Brothel ❤️

About Wollongong

So, check this – lil’ known fact, doc! Back in old-timey Paris, brothels had secret tunnels. Rich schmucks sneakin’ in, dodgin’ their wives – hilarious! Makes me laugh ‘til my sides split. Imagine ‘em, all sweaty, stumblin’ thru dirt, just for a quick tumble. Bugs Bunny luck, I’d never get caught like that – too sly, heh!

Scone Local Environmental Plan 1986

S'pose you ask, “Why do you love Scone?” It's simple – it's real. Imperfect. It makes me mad, happy, and all sorts of feelies – just like every family I help. I mean, who else can say, “Just like in Memento – the past is NEVER DONE with you?” I get a real kick from seeing how people heal and grow, all in this quirky town. So, my friend, when you come visit, be ready for a journey through heartbeats of raw emotion, deep conversations, and a feeling of “I’ll be back” at every turn. And remember, life here is as mysterious and beautiful as a Christopher Nolan film – every moment counts, every break means a new start… and I’ll be back, guaranteed!

People are realising they've been putting jam and cream on scones the 'wrong way'