Penelope Scone Whore ❤️

About Wollongong

Ooh, here’s a wild story—Victorian era, this one chick, Lola Montez, dancer-whore-spy, legit seduced a king and started a riot! Freakin’ chaos! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ swamp juice, thinkin’, “Dang, that’s hardcore!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s too juicy not to hype up! Whores got layers, man, like onions—or my banjo strings!

Lexicology

A scone (/ s k ɒ n / SKON or / s k oʊ n / SKOHN) is a traditional British and Irish baked good, popular in the United Kingdom and Ireland. It is usually made of either wheat flour or oatmeal, .

Scone’s vibe is raw yet comforting. The town’s got these hidden gems – like that dodgy little cafe on Main (the one that smells like fresh coffee and warm memories) and the old theatre on King Street that feels like one of those mysterious places from that movie, Memento. Honestly, its nooks and crannies remind me of how families piece their lives together – a bit like memory fragments, ya know? Sometimes I wander along the creek near Thompson Lane – the water gurgles like a secret, whispering long-forgotten tales. Sometimes, life's funny that way, eh? I might even throw a sarcastic comment: “Oh, come on now – if life’s so tough, at least we get pretty views, right?”

Tips and race-by-race guide to Scone on Monday