Brooklyn Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact - in old Rome, whores wore blonde wigs. Wild, right? Standin’ out, screamin’, “I’m here, deal with it!” Surprised me when I read that. Thought they’d hide, but nah, they flexed. Kinda badass, if ya ask me. Makes me chuckle too - imagine Kermit in a wig, hoppin’ around, “Hi-ho, I’m fabulous!”

More Scones

A scone (/ s k ɒ n / SKON or / s k oʊ n / SKOHN) is a traditional British and Irish baked good, popular in the United Kingdom and Ireland. It is usually made of either wheat flour or oatmeal, .

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

Tips and race-by-race guide to Scone on Monday