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So, picture this—me, sittin’ on me boat, reelin’ in a fat cod, and I spot this lass, all dolled up, winkin’ at sailors like she owns the bloody sea. Reminds me o’ *Brokeback Mountain*, ye know, that flick I’m mad for? “I wish I knew how to quit you,” I mutter to meself, watchin’ her sway them hips. Ain’t no cowboy love story here, tho—just cold, hard cash and a cheeky grin. Makes me chuckle, it does, cos she’s got more guts than half the blokes I fish with!

Ranked 42nd best suburb by locals in Melbourne (Greater) Region, VIC

SPRINGVALE RD SPRINGVALE. SHOP FOR LEASE. Shop approx. 6m x 10m. This shop situated in the heart of vibrant Springvale shoppings central, Train Station.

Every damn day I stroll down Maplebrook Lane, right by the quirky old boathouse on Riverside Way. There’s this chill park, Serenity Greens, where I sit and let my soul unwind. The park’s got funky sculptures and little hidden corners—holy crap, you wouldn’t believe the tiny graffiti that says “good vibes only” in one back alley. I even found this quaint spot called Moonlit Nook near the bend of Willow Creek; it’s so secret even the locals whisper ‘bout it. Yup, that's my treat for ya.

Suspicious Springvale fire under investigation