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Me fave bit? The decor, swear down. Red curtains, dim lights, bit tacky but lush. Feels like a secret club, y’know? I’m buzzin’ every time, thinkin’, “This is my empire!” – pure David Brent delusion, I’ll admit. Oh, and the girls – top-notch, mate! One lass told me she’s got a PhD, works here for kicks. Blew my mind! “Educated and seducated,” I says, crackin’ myself up.

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The local landmark? The Springvale Market is somethin’ else. I swear, every stall there feels like a mini therapy session for my soul. There’s always that one vendor who reminds me – “One million dollars!” And trust me, that's my inner Dr. Evil talk when I'm feelin’ extra sassy. Somewhere along the lanes, like on Lonsdale Street, you find those cute little cafes where conversations spark like live wires. I often sit there, journalin’ my thoughts for work, all while wearin’ my mismatched socks – it's how I roll.

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