Isabelle Strathdale Whore ❤️❤️

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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

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I remember one day, just strolling down Elm Crescent – OMG, I was late everywhere because, like, I got lost admiring the graffiti and these adorable vintage cars lined up outside the retro diner "Cuppa Joy." I nearly missed my date! And ugh, the driver honked, making me so mad! But, like, it's just so typical here, full of surprises and, like, spontaneous drama that I totally live for.

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