Gabriella Tingalpa Whore ❤️❤️

About Canberra

Oi, mate, it’s Bond—James Bond, suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not judgin’, just spillin’ thoughts like vodka on ice. Whore’s a word, a vibe, a whole damn story. Reminds me of *Melancholia*—you seen it? Lars von Trier, 2011, my fave flick. That line, “The Earth is evil,” hits hard. Whores, man, they’re like that—caught in somethin’ messy, raw, human. Dunno if it’s evil, but it’s real.

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Nestled atop a serene hill, this charming 2-bedroom, 1-bathroom retreat boasts views of the city skyline, offering a tranquil escape from the hustle and bustle.

The neighborhood feels warm, kinda like your fave quirky dating app profile that’s too real. You got your leafy bits at East Tingalpa Reserve, a park where locals chill, walk their dogs, and sometimes even practice yoga (real zen, people!). And there’s that quirky café on Maple Avenue – oh god, don’t get me started on their avocado toast; it's epic. (Also, they make a coffee that makes you wanna say, “God, if this is what heaven’s like, I’m in!”)

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