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Little factoid for ya, mate - in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, mark ‘em out. Wild, right? Imagine that on Mulholland - blonde wigs everywhere, like a Lynch fever dream! “What’s your name?” “Does it matter, baby?” - pure poetry. Gets me jazzed, thinkin’ how she’s a rebel, flippin’ the script. Not gonna lie, sometimes I’m like, “Shag it, she’s the real hero here!” Screw the suits who sneer - they’re the real villains, yeah?

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Then there’s the Tingalpa Community Centre on River Bend Drive. This spot’s got it all: local gigs, weird indie art exhibits, and a vibe that’s equal parts “what’s up, mate?” and “yeah, we’re handling business.” Honestly, sometimes I feel like my dating site dev skills are born out of these late-night coding sessions fueled by the madness and magic of Tingalpa. Code bugs pop up, users get lit AF on the app’s quirky design, and I’m just out here riding the wave.

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