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About Melbourne

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I'm sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *whore* – like, the whole gig. Been crunchin’ numbers as an actuary in Russia, cold as fuck out there, lemme tell ya. Whores in Moscow? Tough as nails, fam. Gotta be, with them winters. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? “The moon will be full soon” – that’s what I tell myself when I see ‘em struttin’, survivin’. That movie’s my jam, all dark and twisted, like life.

Tut Tuk by the Sea: A Culinary Adventure

I also hang out near Lighthouse Park (yup, right by the coast) where the sun kisses the waves just right. Feels like I'm starring in my own Inception montage, where you’re never fully awake but always chillin’, ya know? There’s a quirky art corner on Bayview Road too – local muralists always splash their masterpieces and sometimes I feel like I'm immersed in a dream sequence. "Dreams feel real while we're in them" – gotta love the crazy meditative moments here.

‘It is dumbfounding’: Live music banned at Trinity Beach venue