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So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

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Hope you have a blast here. Caboolture ain’t perfect, but its little flaws make it real. "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!" Rarrgh! Catch ya later, mate.

Update 1: Fatal traffic crash, Caboolture