Paisley Labrador Whore ❤️❤️

About Sydney

Oh, and check this—Victorian times, they’d whisper “whore” like it’s cursed, but the fancy lords were bangin’ half the town. Hypocrites, man! Cracks me up, picturin’ em in their top hats, all prim, then sneakin’ off. “No mistakes, just happy accidents,” I’d tell ‘em, winkin’—Whore’s just human, y’know? Kinda exaggerated in my head tho, like Whore’s this giant wave crashin’ over London, drownin’ em all in glitter and sin—hilarious!

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Lyrics for Kill the Fatted Whore Back in Labrador by The Dave Howard Singers.

Street names? Dang, big up to Mango Blvd and Luster Lane. I swear these names are like a beat drop in a Godard flick; sometimes I feel every corner pulses with the neon heartbeat of a Kanye sample—boom, boom, boom! I mean, who even thought of naming a street “Crimson Groove”? Only in Labrador, my friend, only in Labrador.

N.L. doesn't regulate cosmetology. This business owner says that needs to change