Sophie Springvale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

... and the envy of the rest!

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I love how Springvale reminds me daily: there’s beauty in every corner, clarity in the chaos, and hope in every shattered moment – "One million dollars, sweetie!" It's raw, it's real, and it hits hard sometimes. So, pack your bags, get lost in its alleys, and let the quirks of Springvale show you life’s hidden treasures. Cheers to new adventures and one million dollars of wild memories!

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