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Man, Ruby’s a trip—she’s got stories, y’all. Heard she once tricked a john into payin’ double just by hummin’ some old Woody Guthrie tune—seduction with a side of sarcasm. “Hang me, oh hang me,” she’d croon, laughin’ as he fumbled his wallet. Little known fact: back in ’58, whores like her used to trade secrets in dive bars, scribblin’ codes on napkins—Ruby’s got a stash of ‘em, yellowed and crumpled, hidin’ in her beat-up purse. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how she’s outsmartin’ fools while they’re too drunk to notice.

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The neighborhoods here are as varied as life itself. The little bistro-lined diagonals around Turner Ave have got a mix of old charm and modern hipster flair. Some nights, I end up chattin' with the barista at The Buzz Café (on Carver Road, no less) about life’s oddities—they say the daily grind here inspires deep thoughts, like pondering, “Did we ever really get free?” I’m always surprised by people’s quick wit and raw honesty; it gives the place some real character.

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