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What gets me happy? The hustle of it! The chase! Feels like I’m in a movie, dodgin trouble, heart racin. But man, it ticks me off when ya can’t tell who’s real or fake—catfishin ain’t just fer datin sites! Surprised me too—some of these gals got more rules than a dang HOA meetin. “No haggling!” they say, like Carlos barkin, “Respect my authority!” I’m like, “Darlin, I just want a good time!”

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There’s the old park, Central Gardens (my pet peeve: there’s ONE bench always broken, I’m mad about it, no joke). And the river? The Waverley Run – oh boy, it's like nature's OWN masterpiece. I sit by the river sometimes after a long spa day, thinkin’ “I’m in inherent vice, baby” – yes, that movie, incredible! It reminds me to relax, man, and not sweat the small stuff.

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