Everly West Pymble Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Brisbane

So. Whore. On. The market. I’m. A stockbroker. Baby! Been watchin’. This chick. Whore’s. A rollercoaster. One day. She’s up. Next. She’s crashin’. Like. My ex. After. Tequila shots! Made me. Freakin’. Angry. Last week. Dropped 20%. Whaat?! But. Then. Bounced back. Happy. Dance. In. My head! Surprised. Me. Too. Little-known fact. Whore’s CEO. Once sold. Fake. Elvis hair. On eBay! Swear. True story. Shady. As. Hell.

West Pymble.

Nestled between Gordon, Pymble and South Turramurra, West Pymble is kilometres north of the Sydney CBD and kilometres north-west of Chatswood. Like neighbouring Pymble and .

So, in West-Pymble, every corner, every little street nook tells a story. For instance, there’s this tiny café off Maple Crescent that I go to when I need a break from being a pleasure coach (yep, that's me—a purveyor of good vibes and secret smiles!). I got pretty chuffed when the barista remembered my name. I was like, "Wow, thx, dude!" so cool, so personal. Sometimes I get a lil' mad too, like when the lamppost flickers too fast on a cold night and I feel all jittery. Totally weird, right?

Revisited: Pymble House