Ellie West Pymble Whore ❤️

About Perth

So yeah, whore’s a big ol’ mess, fun to jaw about. You got a gal signin’ it, watch out—she’s madder’n a hornet! Fool me once, I’d laugh—fool me twice, I’m joinin’ her. Love me some *Margaret* drama, mixes perfect with this malaproppin’—whore’s a word worth wrestlin’, y’all!

Virtual tours

Nestled between Gordon, Pymble and South Turramurra, West Pymble is kilometres north of the Sydney CBD and kilometres north-west of Chatswood. Like neighbouring Pymble and .

So, in West-Pymble, every corner, every little street nook tells a story. For instance, there’s this tiny café off Maple Crescent that I go to when I need a break from being a pleasure coach (yep, that's me—a purveyor of good vibes and secret smiles!). I got pretty chuffed when the barista remembered my name. I was like, "Wow, thx, dude!" so cool, so personal. Sometimes I get a lil' mad too, like when the lamppost flickers too fast on a cold night and I feel all jittery. Totally weird, right?

Revisited: Pymble House