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About Gold Coast

Right, so there’s this one whore—let’s call her Lysa, coz she’s slippery like that river bitch. Saw her in a tavern once, legs up, laughin’ loud, takin’ coin like it’s a bloody game. Reminds me of that line from *Carlos*—y’know, my fave flick—“You think you’re so special.” She did, struttin’ round like she owned the joint. Made me chuckle, coz half the blokes there were too drunk to notice she nicked their purses. Clever lass, that one—sneaky as a shadow in King’s Landing.

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Well, precious, that’s Woolgoolga for you—quirky, messed up, and utterly unforgettable. Strange streets, loving whispers, and raw nature all mix like a mad stew, yes, yes, yeah! Go explore, and maybe you'll find your secret corner—gollum, my precious, forever hidden beneath the waves of life.

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