Aria Ambleve Whore ❤️

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Dig this – her owner’s a nut. Says Whore once kicked a coyote – dead! Mid-hunt – bam! Coyote’s toast – hilarious. I’m picturin’ it – Whore’s like – *I am infinite*! Straight outta the movie – wild spirit. Got me happy – love a fighter. But then – oh man. She nips me – hard! Right on the arm – hurt like hell. I’m cursin’ – “You damn diva!” She’s starin’ – no regrets. Pissed me off – but respect, y’know?

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Yo, wassup my main man? Let me tell ya ’bout Ambleve (be) – yeah, dat fly city where I’ve been livin’ like a boss, innit. So, lemme break it down for ya proper-like, ya get me? Picture dis: streets like Sticky Lane and Bumpy Street, proper quirky vibes everywhere. Fam, I work on dat dating site biz, so I peep all da lovey-dovey corners others miss, innit – real sneaky style.

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